| REMOVING HER CLOTHES: | |
| With her consent | 12 Calories |
| Without her consent | 2,187 Calories |
| OPENING HER BRA: | |
| With both hands | 8 Calories |
| With one hand | 12 Calories |
| With your teeth | 485 Calories |
| PUTTING ON A CONDOM: | |
| With an erection | 6 Calories |
| Without an erection | 3,315 Calories |
| POSITIONS: | |
| Missionary | 12 Calories |
| 69 lying down | 78 Calories |
| 69 standing up | 812 Calories |
| Wheelbarrow | 216 Calories |
| Doggy Style | 326 Calories |
| Italian chandelier | 2,912 Calories |
| ORGASMS: | |
| Real | 112 Calories |
| Fake | 1,315 Calories |
| POST ORGASM: | |
| Lying in bed hugging | 18 Calories |
| Getting up immediately | 36 Calories |
| Explaining why you got out of bed immediately | 816 Calories |
| GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: | |
| If you are: | |
| 20-29 years | 36 Calories |
| 30-39 years | 80 Calories |
| 40-49 years | 124 Calories |
| 50-59 years | 1,972 Calories |
| 60-69 years | 7,916 Calories |
| 70 and over | Results are still pending |
| DRESSING AFTERWARDS: | |
| Calmly.. | 32 Calories |
| In a hurry | 98 Calories |
| With her father knocking at the door | 5,218 Calories |
| With your wife knocking at the door | 13,521 Calories |
Results May Vary between Individuals! | |



Funny Stories
A hot girl walks into the "women doctors" office and sits down. The doctor knocks lightly and then comes in. He sees that the woman is extremely hot. He walks up and wastes no time, he slides his hands up her shirt and starts caressing her boobs and says, "do you know what I’m doing. " she says "yes! You are feeling for cancer right?" he says, "yeah, o yeah."





