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REMOVING HER CLOTHES: 
With her consent12 Calories
Without her consent2,187 Calories
  
OPENING HER BRA: 
With both hands8 Calories
With one hand12 Calories
With your teeth485 Calories
  
PUTTING ON A CONDOM: 
With an erection6 Calories
Without an erection3,315 Calories
  
POSITIONS: 
Missionary12 Calories
69 lying down78 Calories
69 standing up812 Calories
Wheelbarrow216 Calories
Doggy Style326 Calories
Italian chandelier2,912 Calories
  
ORGASMS: 
Real112 Calories
Fake1,315 Calories
  
POST ORGASM: 
Lying in bed hugging18 Calories
Getting up immediately36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately816 Calories
  
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: 
If you are: 
20-29 years36 Calories
30-39 years80 Calories
40-49 years124 Calories
50-59 years1,972 Calories
60-69 years7,916 Calories
70 and overResults are still pending
  
DRESSING AFTERWARDS: 
Calmly..32 Calories
In a hurry98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door13,521 Calories

Results May Vary between Individuals!

 

 

Look Out Doc

Medical IconA hot girl walks into the "women doctors" office and sits down. The doctor knocks lightly and then comes in. He sees that the woman is extremely hot. He walks up and wastes no time, he slides his hands up her shirt and starts caressing her boobs and says, "do you know what I’m doing. " she says "yes! You are feeling for cancer right?" he says, "yeah, o yeah."

 After that he starts taking off the woman’s pants and starts massaging her thighs and says, "do you know what I’m doing now?" she thinks and says "yes! You are feeling for cancer right?" he says a yeah that’s it, feeling for cancer.

After that he pulls off his pants gets on top of her and says "do you know what I’m doing now?" she says "O yes I do Doc, you're getting genital warts, ... that’s why I came here!

 
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