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Sex columnist Dan Savage tells us, “Anal is the new oral.”

According to a U.S. study by the Center for Disease Control, roughly 1 in 3 of us enjoy anal sex on occasion – and that’s just heterosexual men and women.

Just fifteen years ago, anal sex was much more taboo.  Only a quarter of men and a fifth of women engaged in anal sex, and it was a deal-breaker in many relationships.  Men worried that their enjoyment of anal meant that they were gay; women worried that a man’s interest in her “back door” meant that he was a pervert.

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Have you ever wanted to know what the longest penis in the world is?  What’s the longest anyone has ever had sex for?  Most well-attended orgy ever?

Thanks to the folks at World Sex Records, we have the answers to all those questions and more.

Mike’s biggest fear is that his girlfriend will get fat.  “You see these girls, they diet to fit in the wedding dress, and then five years later you can’t even recognize them, they’ve put on so much weight.” Mike hopes that, by not getting married, he’ll be able to make sure that his girlfriend retains the perfect body he fell in love with.

Unfortunately, what Mike doesn’t know is that, for every year his girlfriend lives with him, she’s at greater risk of packing on the pounds, regardless of whether they tie the knot.

I don’t know many men who would consider it “cheating” if his wife or girlfriend got herself off with a vibrator.

But just in case you don’t want your partner having sex with anything lacking the stamp of your manhood, we’ve got a kit that will allow her to take your penis anywhere.